I skimmed the last few chapters because I couldn't wait to be done with this awful, awful book.
10) Captain Freedom: A Superhero's Quest for Truth, Justice, and the Celebrity He So Richly Deserves by G. Xavier Robillard
Purchased while in Portland at Powell's Book Store last February, the titular character relates his adventures through a first-person narrative. Robillard's book caught my eye for a few reasons: it's about superheroes, it was cheap, and Christopher Moore gave it a plug on the cover.